Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Chandra.
Chandra who?
Chandrayawn it should be—it’s permanently gone to sleep.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bangalore.
Bangalorewho?
Bengaluru, yes, that’s the new name of Bangalore.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jinnah.
Jinnah who?
I gather you haven’t been following the current BJP crisis.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jaswant.
Jaswant who?
Jus’ went for a trip down memory lane and look what happened!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jet.
Jet who?
Jet set go… the airlines will be gone at this rate.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Delhi Metro.
Delhi Metro who?
Delay Metro is what it will be called at this rate.

© Sunil Rajguru