* My life is like an open Facebook, everyone knows what I’m doing.

* It’s not what you are thinking… we’re just Facebook friends.

* If you don’t like me, you can at least like my statuses.

* You call me your friend and never even bother to tag me!

* Nobody likes me and nobody even reads my Notes.

* I’m detoxifying my mind. I won’t log in to Facebook for a week.

* I haven’t seen you on Facebook for ages. Is everything OK?

* Didn’t I meet you in Farmville once?

* I never met her. She was just a Facebook friend.

* Sorry, but all our Facebook quizzes show that we are incompatible.

* Forget him, he’s just a mere Orkuter.

© Sunil Rajguru