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Chaanta maarte chalo, joota phekte chalo…

Sunil Rajguru — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:16:47 +0000

Nowadays everyone in India wants to slap or thrash someone and throw slippers and shoes at prominent people.

Here’s a theme song for the new violent India.

Please sing to the tune of the Bollywood song Pyaar baant te chalo…

Ho chaanta maarte chalo, joota phekte chalo,
Hey chaanta maarte chalo, chappal phekte chalo,
Kya politician kya social activist, humri sab se hai ladai,
Ho chaanta maarte chalo, joota phekte chalo,
Hey chaanta maarte chalo, chappal phekte chalo.

Nafrat hai nayi Bharat ki kahani,
Ye buzurgon ka kehna kyun sune yaaron,
Ek hi chaanta ke kaabil hain sab,
Humko peet paat ke rehana hai yaaron,

Hai socho kal kya the, dekho ab kya ho,
Sabko le doobayenge… hai apni ye ladai,
Ho chaanta maarte chalo, joota phekte chalo,
Hey chaanta maarte chalo, chappal phekte chalo.
(La la la la la la la la la la la la la la…)

Sharad ye hai to Chiddu tum ho,
Ye hai Kejriwal to Kalmadi tum ho,
Naam kuch ho magar ye na bhoolo,
Sabse gussa ek jaisa ho.
Ho chaanta maarte chalo, joota phekte chalo,
Hey chaanta maarte chalo, chappal phekte chalo.

Ye Mumbai hai woh Delhi dekho,
Har jagah nafrat ki hai kahani,
Nafrat sadiyon se ab tak amar hai,
Aur har cheez hai aani jaani
Ho chaanta maarte chalo, joota phekte chalo,
Hey chaanta maarte chalo, chappal phekte chalo…

(Original song: Pyaar baant te chalo.
Film: Hum Sab Ustad Hain.
Year: 1965.)

This Spoof by Sunil Rajguru

Tweet Tweet na raha, censor censor ho gaya…

Sunil Rajguru — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 11:34:43 +0000

So Twitter has decided to block certain Tweets if required by law.

Many users are seething at this censorship.

Please sing to the tune of Dost dost na raha from Sangam…

Tweet Tweet na raha, censor censor ho gaya,
Cyberspace hamain tera, aitbaar na raha, aitbaar na raha….

Keemti Tweets mere apne dil ki, gaya tha jisko saunp kar,
Woh mere networking site tum hi the, tumhi to the,
Jo Internet ki raah me bane the mere hamsafar,
Woh mere networking site tum hi the, tumhi to the,
Saare bhed khul gaye, raazdaar na raha,
Cyberspace hamain tera, aitbaar na raha, aitbaar na raha….
Tweet Tweet na raha…

(Original Song: Dost dost na raha.
Film: Sangam.
Year: 1964)

This spoof by Sunil Rajguru

I love my pitches of India…

Sunil Rajguru — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 01:37:28 +0000

Indian batsmen are tigers on Indian Test pitches and lambs abroad. Their theme song…

Please sing to the tune of I love my India from the movie Pardes…

London dekha, Melbourne dekha,
London dekha, Melbourne dekha,
Aur dekha Birmingham,
Oval dekha, Sydney dekha,
Sab dekha meri jaan,
Saare jag main kahin nahin hai doosra Pitch-e-Hindustan,
Doosra Pitch-e-Hindustan,
Doosra Pitch-e-Hindustan.

Ye duniya ek uljhan,
Ye duniya ek uljhan,
Ulhano ke uljhan main Team India,
Ye mera Team India,
Ye mera Team India,
I love my pitches of India,
I love my pitches of India.

Jab chheda stumps ko kisi ne,
Jhoom ke doosra wicket bhi gira,
Aag lagi jaise pitch main ab,
Deepak raag sunaaya pacers ne,
Saare wicket-o ka sangam bane opposition ki mala,
Hum apne Bhagwaan ko bhi kehate hain beshatak wala,
Beshatak wala,
Beshatak wala.

Ye mera Team India,
I love my pitches of India,
Ye mera Team India,
I love my pitches of India.

(Original song: I love my India.
Film: Pardes.
Year: 1997.)

This Spoof by Sunil Rajguru

Hum draw karenge Test match ek din…

Sunil Rajguru — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:05:47 +0000

A new psychologist has joined the Indian cricket team, who has given a new theme song to the players to get them out of the current mess they are in…

Please sing to the tune of Hum honge kamyab…

Hum draw karenge Test match,
Hum draw karenge Test match,
Hum draw karenge Test match ek din,
Ho ho ho mann main hai Vishwas,
Poora hai vishwas,
Hum draw karenge Test match ek din.

Chalega match paancho din,
Chalega match paancho din,
Chalega match paancho din ek din,
Ho ho ho mann main hai vishwas,
Poora hai vishwas,
Chalega match paancho din ek din.

Hamare wickets nahin girenge saath saath,
Hamare wickets nahin girenge saath saath,
Hamare wickets nahin girenge saath saath ek din,
Ho ho ho mann main hai vishwas,
Poora hai vishwas,
Hamare wicket nahin girenge saath saath.

Nahi darr kisi foreign pitch ka,
Nahi bhay kisi pace bowler ka
Nahi darr na bhay ek din,
Ho ho ho mann main hai vishwas,
Poora hai vishwas,
Nahi darr na bhay ek din.

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Anhoni ko Dhoni kar de Dhoni ko anhoni …

Sunil Rajguru — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 05:59:47 +0000

India are down 0-7 for Tests on foreign soil.
Please sing to the tune of Anhoni ko honi kar de from the Bollywood film Amar Akbar Anthony…

Anhoni ko Dhoni kar de Dhoni ko anhoni,
Anhoni ko Dhoni kar de Dhoni ko anhoni,
Ek jagah jab jama ho teeno… Tendlya, Laxman aur Dravid,
Anhoni ko Dhoni kar de Dhoni ko anhoni…

Ek wicket se bhale do, do wickets se bhale teen,
Technique-himmat saath nahi, records hai victories nahi,
Arre kuch darne ki baat nahi,
Ye Tests ki raina hai koi gam ki ODI raat nahi,
Yaaro hanso bana rakhi hai kyo ye surat roni…
Ek jagah jab jama ho saare…

Ek wicket se bhale do wicket, do se bhale teen (Count till 10),
India ke openers ko, is team ke bowlers ko,
Koi hope nahin hai… no… no… no…
Kaise baat matlab ki samajhaau deewaano ko,
Sapan salone le ke aayi hai ye raat saloni,
Ek jagah jab jama ho saare gyaarah members Indian team ke…

(Original song: Anhoni ko honi kar de.
Film: Amar Akbar Anthony.
Year: 1977)

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Saare Bharatiyo ka bojh hum uthate hain…

Sunil Rajguru — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 16:44:32 +0000

Indian cricket captain MS Dhoni has had enough and he has come out with a theme song to define his fatigue.
Please sing to the tune of Saari duniya ka bojh hum uthate hain from the Amitabh Bachchan movie Coolie…

Saare Bharatiyo ka bojh hum uthate hain,
Saare Bharatiyo ka bojh hum uthate hain,
Players aate hain, players jaate hain,
Hum yahin pe wicket ke peeche khade rahe jaate hain.

Chaar kaptaano ka kaam hai, ek ka daam hai,
Khoon mat peejiye aur thoda rest deejiye,
Ek series karo kam,
Hum khuda ki kasam,
Badi mehnat se crore-o kamaate hain,
Saare Bharatiyo ka bojh hum uthate hain.

Thoda paani piya field pe yaad rab ko kiya,
Jeet ki bhookh bhi mit gayi, trophies ki pyaas bhi bujh gayi,
Kaam har haal main, naam phir bhi badnaam hai,
Ek do din ki chhutti saal main milti hai,
Saare Bharatiyo ka bojh hum uthate hain.

Jeena mushkil to hai apna bhi dil to hai,
Dil main armaan hai, hum bhi insaan hai,
Jab haarte hain, ghussa pesh karte hain sab,
Khoon peete hain aur bahut rote hai,
Saare Bharatiyo ka bojh hum uthate hain…

(Original Song: Saari duniya ka bojh hum uthate hain.
Movie: Coolie.
Year: 1983)

This spoof by Sunil Rajguru

Ghungroo ki tarah bajta raha Indian batsman…

Sunil Rajguru — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 04:07:53 +0000

Indian batsmen are having a really torrid time on foreign pitches.

Please sing to the tune of Ghungroo ki tarah from the film Chor Machaye Shor.

Ghungroo ki tarah,
Bajta hi raha hoon main,
Kabhi is pitch pe,
Kabhi us pitch pe,
Wicket girta hi raha mera…
Ghungroo ki tarah,
Bajta hi raha hoon main.

Kabhi wicket toot gaya,
Kabhi bouncer se toda gaya,
Sau baar mujhe,
Phir joda gaya,
Yuhi out ho ke aur phir wicket pe aake,
Khelta hi raha hoon main,
Ghungroo ki tarah,
Bajta hi raha hoon main.

Main darta raha,
Mere teammates ki tarah,
Meri technique mere,
Mann hi me rahi,
Kabhi England main,
Kabhi Australia main,
Peet-ta hi raha hoon main,
Ghungroo ki tarah,
Bajta hi raha hoon main.

Pace attack se dare,
Ya spin bowling se,
Cricket ball ki jagah,
To hai teen stumps pe,
Phir kaisa gila,
Foreign pitches se jo mila,
Sahta hi raha hoon mein,
Ghungroo ki tarah
Bajta hi raha hoon main…

(Original Song: Ghungroo ki tarah.
Film: Chor Machaye Shor.
Year: 1974)

This Spoof by Sunil Rajguru

Ajeeb Lokpal hai ye…

Sunil Rajguru — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 10:20:35 +0000

So much sound and fury over the Lokpal Bill and not an Act to show for it in the end.

Please sing to the tune of Ajeeb daastan hai ye from Dil Apna Aur Preet Parai…

Ajeeb Lokpal hai ye,
Kab ye shuru hua aur kab hoga khatam,
Ye manzile hai kaunsi,
Na sarkar samajh saka na hum,
(Ye Anna rosihni ke saath kyoon,
Dhuaan Team ka utha chiraag se),
Ye Lokpal khwaab dekhte hum sab kyun,
Ki jag pade ho khwaab se.

Ajeeb Lokpal hai ye,
Kab ye shuru hua aur kab hoga khatam,
Ye manzile hai kaunsi,
Na sarkar samajh saka na hum,
(Mubaarakein tumhe ke tum,
Kisi movement ke noor ho gaye)
Hal ke kitne paas the,
Aur hal se door ho gaye.

Ajeeb Lokpal hai ye,
Kab ye shuru hua aur kab hoga khatam,
Ye manzile hai kaunsi,
Na sarkar samajh saka na hum,
(Kisi ka Bill leke tum,
Naya Act kab basaaoge?)
Ye shaam jab bhi yaad aayegi,
Woh useless LS-RS debates yaad aayenge…

(Original Song: Ajeeb daastan hai ye.
Film: Dil Apna Aur Preet Parai.
Year: 1960)

This Spoof by Sunil Rajguru

C for Cyberspace, but C for Censorship?

Sunil Rajguru — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 11:54:46 +0000

(The world’s largest democracy wants to regulate the world’s largest democratic medium…)

Kapil Sibal sahab: Whether it’s someone like you or someone like me,
Whether it’s grand Madam Sonia or the beleaguered Narendra Modi,

Whether you’re a bigot or trying to make your point pretty fairly,
Whether you’re pretty famous or just a piece of anonymity,

Once you get into cyberspace and make any opinion “simply”,
Get ready to be attacked and get it from all sides equally,

If a newspaper becomes trash the next day, in cyberspace it’s gone in an hour,
(Unless you keep digging it out of the grave over some perverse sense of honour),

Just take the criticism and move on, the Net won’t cut you any slack,
Otherwise just get out of cyberspace and don’t look back.

Cyberspace, you’re breaking my heart

Sunil Rajguru — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 09:06:17 +0000

So the Indian government wants to censor Facebook, Twitter, Yahoo, MSN… again.

IT Minister Kapil Sibal is furious. Here’s a theme song especially for him…

Please read to the tune of Cecilia, you’re breaking my heart, by Simon and Garfunkel.

(Sibal…)

Cyberspace, you’re breaking my heart,
You’re shaking my confidence daily,
Oh, Cyberspace, I’m down on my knees,
I’m begging you please to censor those…

Cyberspace, you’re upsetting the applecart,
You’re shaking the government daily,
Oh, Cyberspace, I’m down on my knees,
I’m begging you please to stop being so loathsome…

Getting hate in those cartoons n pix in Cyberspace,
Up in my office computer (getting hate),
I got up to speak in a PC,
When I come back to the net,
There’s a few more tonnes of hate…

Cyberspace, you’re a big ole fart,
You’re leaving all of us politicians shaking with rage daily,
Oh, Cyberspace, I’m down on my knees,
I’m begging you please to get lost…
Go on, get lost…

(Cyberspace…)

Desperation,
The government’s lost it again,
I fall on the floor and I laughing,

Desperation,
The government’s lost it again,
I fall on the floor and I’m laughin…

(Original Song: Cecilia.
Group: Simon and Garfunkel.
Year: 1970)

This Spoof by Sunil Rajguru