Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 3 « Sunil.Rajguru's World

Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 3

Oct 3rd, 2009 by Sunil Rajguru in Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Air.
Air who?
Air no-one that’s who. At this rate, all of India’s airlines will be grounded soon.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Advani.
Advani who?
I’d wanna new leader too, high time.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dhoni.
Dhoni who?
Don’ you think it’s high time the Indian cricket team took a loooong break?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
South.
South who?
South Whofrica? Which choking cricket team turns up for crunch matches?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Sonia.
Sonia who?
So now the Bofors case looks finally dead and buried.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Shashi.
Shashi who?
Shashi Whoroor he would have been, but he’s safe for now.

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