Sunil.Rajguru's World » knock knock http://sunilrajguru.com Original Ramblings of a Random Mind Sat, 04 Feb 2012 15:06:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Thak Thak Chutkule 6 http://sunilrajguru.com/sports/thak-thak-chutkule-6/ http://sunilrajguru.com/sports/thak-thak-chutkule-6/#comments Fri, 18 Nov 2011 08:18:29 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=2801 Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Kambli.
Kambli kaun?
Yahi to baat hai, har do saal hum uska naam bhool jaate hai, par woh aata hai yaad dilaane!

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Mallya.
Mallya kaun?
Maal laya kya, udan khatole ko udaane ke liye, warna zameen pe hi rahe chup chaap!

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Michael.
Michael kaun?
Michael ki cycle stand gir gayi thi, Aussie 21/9 isi mahine hui thi!

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Yuvaraj.
Yuvaraj kaun?
Yuva ka raj hain abhi, tu Test cricket ke liye buddha ho gaya hain!

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Bhajji.
Bhajji kaun?
Kya sawaal pooch raha hai guru? BCCI ka selector hain kya?

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Who’s there?
Kingfisher.
Kingfisher who?
King fishing for funds, bailout, restructuring, lucrative air routes… anything will do.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kudankulam.
Kudankulam who?
Could a nuke lemon be in the making for Prime Minister Manmohan Singh?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Don 2.
Don 2 who?
Don’t worry, be happy, last month I made loads of money, next month I’ll make loads more.

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Kaun hai bhaaya?
Mamata.
Mamata kaun.
Ma’m Tata bolegi government ko agar aise hi petrol ke daam badte rahenge!

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Advani.
Advani kaun?
Adva-nahin, nahin, nahin! Ye Rashtra Swayam bol raha hain Sangh ko…

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Shiv.
Shiv kaun.
Shivnarine Chanderpaul hu main aur bharatiya nahin, par bharatiya cricket na nemesis hu.

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Berlusconi.
Berlusconi kaun?
Berlus-kaun-nahin bolo, maine life main sabki bajayi hai!

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Who’s there?
R.
R who?
R Ashwin here. Bhajji, open the door and let me in. I want to take your place!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
P.
P who?
P Chidambaram here. Raja, don’t open the door. I don’t want to join you?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
BSY.
BSY who?
BSY the free man that’s who? Get ready Sadanand, I’m still looking at your chair!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Khan.
Khan who?
Khant break the domestic box office records of the other Khans. Damn!

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Who’s there?
Euro.
Euro who?
You wrong all of you economists, this common currency is not at all working.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Oil
Oil who?
I’ll give the full tank a miss this time thank you. Can’t afford it with all these damn hikes!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
An’ now you find yourself on the same boat as the government, with dissension, controversies, charges and media scrutiny!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mahashatak.
Mahashatak who?
Mahashatak where and how? More importantly “when” is the biggest question!

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Bal.
Bal kaun?
Bal bal bach gaya SRK. Ab thode din Raj karega.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Ek saal baad Number 1.
Ek saal baad Number 1 kaun?
Ek saal baad Number 1 kaun?
Bharat-Dakshin Afreeka-Australia, ye ladai trikone.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Local.
Local kaun?
Local walon se panga liya, Local pe chala aur ban gaya Local boy!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Sukna.
Sukna kaun?
Sukh na mila kisiko, dukh hi mila is case main.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Aman ki Asha.
Aman ki Asha kaun?
Ye baat main bhi jaan-na chahata hu, ye hain kaun aur sacchi main exist karti hain kya?

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Who’s there?
Glaciers are melting faster for
Glaciers are melting faster for who?
Glaciers are melting faster for the IPCC, that’s who.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
My Name is Boo
My Name is Boo who?
My Name is Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, when will these controversies leave me?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Number
Number who?
Number 1 or 2 even I don’t know after our latest loss, these ICC ranking are so confusing.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Headley
Headley who?
Headleywho, yodeleu, yudlayweeehooooo karke nikal gaya India se.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
IPL
Bam!
(This time there was a Pakistani cricketer answering the door)

© Sunil Rajguru

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Who’s there?
Air.
Air who?
Air no-one that’s who. At this rate, all of India’s airlines will be grounded soon.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Advani.
Advani who?
I’d wanna new leader too, high time.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dhoni.
Dhoni who?
Don’ you think it’s high time the Indian cricket team took a loooong break?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
South.
South who?
South Whofrica? Which choking cricket team turns up for crunch matches?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Sonia.
Sonia who?
So now the Bofors case looks finally dead and buried.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Shashi.
Shashi who?
Shashi Whoroor he would have been, but he’s safe for now.

© Sunil Rajguru

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Who’s there?
Chandra.
Chandra who?
Chandrayawn it should be—it’s permanently gone to sleep.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bangalore.
Bangalorewho?
Bengaluru, yes, that’s the new name of Bangalore.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jinnah.
Jinnah who?
I gather you haven’t been following the current BJP crisis.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jaswant.
Jaswant who?
Jus’ went for a trip down memory lane and look what happened!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jet.
Jet who?
Jet set go… the airlines will be gone at this rate.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Delhi Metro.
Delhi Metro who?
Delay Metro is what it will be called at this rate.

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
GK.
GK Kaun?
Jee ke kya karna hain, ab hum mar hi jaate hain!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
AB.
AB kaun?
AB koi zindagi hain bhaaya?

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Q.
Q kaun?
Kyu, kaun, kab, kaise, kahan… ye sab sawal hum bhi pooch rahe hain…

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
AC.
AC kaun?
Aisi ki taisi sab ki ho jaaye.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
AB.
AB kaun?
AB maane Big B ko nahin jaante kya? Hindustani nahin ho kya bhaaya?

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
DD.
DD kaun?
Didi tera dewar deewana…

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
BB.
BB kaun?
Bibi ne ghar se nikaal diya bhaaya, isiliye main aapke ghar aaya hu.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
U.
U kaun?
Yuhi chala aaya aap se milne bhaaya.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
CD.
CD kaun?
Seedhi tarah se darwaza nahin kholega to tod doonga bhaaya!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
EC.
EC kaun?
Isi wajeh se aap shakki kahalate ho bhaaya, kabhi kabhi darwaza khol ke bhi dekha karo.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
PK.
PK kaun?
Peeke koi nahin aaya aaj, hum sab sober hain.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
GO.
GO kaun?
Jeeo to shaan se jeeo!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
IO.
IO kaun?
Aiyyo main hi hu re!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
GA.
GA kaun?
Jeeye to jeeye kaise…

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
G1.
G1 kaun?
Jeevan kya hain, koi nahin jaane.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
PR.
PR kaun?
Pyar se nahin pooch sakte kya bhaaya?

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
PRVR.
Pyaar Vyaar, dil vil, main kya jaanu re!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
SI.
SI kaun?
Aisa hain ki aap darwaza jaldi kholiye, mujhe bathroom jaana hain.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
CT.
CT kaun?
Seeti koi baja raha tha. Maine bhi suna!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
BD.
BD kaun?
Bidi jalayeliyo bhaaya.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
AG.
AG kaun?
AG OG lo ji suno ji, main hum manmoji, 1 2 ka 4, 4 to ka 1, my name is Lakhan.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
SQ.
SQ kaun?
Aise kyu poochte rahate ho jab dekho bhaaya!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
KC.
KC kaun?
Kaisi thi maine bhi nahin dekha!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
OA.
OA kaun?
Oye, thoda tameez so poochoge?

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