With so many of the UPA’s ministers in jail, FIRed or facing allegations of impropriety and their nemesis Subramanian Swamy breathing down their necks, very soon UPA could well stand for the United Prisoners’ Association!

Fire in the UPA belly…

A Raja, Suresh Kamladi, M Kanimozhi, Shashi Tharoor…. Fired!
SM Krishna, Dharam Singh… “FIR”ed!
P Chidambaram, Manmohan Singh, Sonia Gandhi… Facing the Subramanian Swamy Fire
All other Ministers firefighting all the time on all sorts of issues, the latest being Kapil Sibal…

You’re Blind without Vision…

Mamata Banerjee became the General Secretary of the Congress in West Bengal in 1976.
After that the Congress never came to power in the state till date.

She joined the NDA alliance in 1999.
That Central government got voted out in the very next elections.

She joined the UPA in 2009 as Railways Minister.
Both the UPA and the Railways have been in decline since then.

Now she’s become the Chief Minister of West Bengal.
Dear West Bengal. Best of Luck! You’ll need it.
Just because you voted out a really bad government is no guarantee that the next one will not be much worse.

50% Firebrand + 50% Absolute Sincerity + 0% Strategy and Vision = Still 100% Disaster.

© Sunil Rajguru

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Mamata.
Mamata kaun.
Ma’m Tata bolegi government ko agar aise hi petrol ke daam badte rahenge!

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Advani.
Advani kaun?
Adva-nahin, nahin, nahin! Ye Rashtra Swayam bol raha hain Sangh ko…

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Shiv.
Shiv kaun.
Shivnarine Chanderpaul hu main aur bharatiya nahin, par bharatiya cricket na nemesis hu.

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Berlusconi.
Berlusconi kaun?
Berlus-kaun-nahin bolo, maine life main sabki bajayi hai!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

…as proud as Maya and her statues

…as spoilt as Mamata and her tantrums

…as unfulfilled as Advani and his dreams

…as stale as the Left and its government in Bengal

…as high-profile as Raj Thackeray and his miniscule achievements

…as low-key as Manmohan and his style of governance

…as destructive as Laloo and his Bihar rule

…as murky as cricket and its political patrons

…as huge as a politician’s black wealth

…as hopeless an Indian leader’s vision

…as blind as an Indian voter’s vote

…as brazen as a corrupt politician’s defence

…as ineffective as an Indian government scheme

…as opportunistic as Pawar and his tie-ups

…as two-faced as Vajpayee and his political life

…as fleeting as Deve Gowda’s prime ministerial stint

…as anonymous as Gujral’s prime ministerial stint

…as diplomatic as Amar Singh and his network

…as bankrupt as an Indian leader’s idea bank

…as fiery as a communal speech

…as enigmatic as Sonia and her mind

…as lasting as the Nehru-Gandhi dynasty

This Version By Sunil Rajguru